Trump Comunity Service

Convicted felon Donald Trump is awaiting for sentencing in June. Since he lives in Florida, he will have two choices for community service. He can collect trash along the interstate every Saturday either in Florida or New York State.

Lawyers are working out the details. Since he has to do this for two years, there is a possibility of making a half year commitment to each state.

Trump's Kampf

Facing a possible overnight in jail punishement, Mr Treump ordered a bag to be prepared with five notepads and lots of Sharpies, evne some skinny ones.

"Hitler wrote a book in jail, I will do the same."

Trump has some notes prepared and a title: Trump's Kapf.

He is going to outline the struggle he has had for four years under the "crooked Joe Biden admisnistration." Also included in the book are instructionst to his followers how to help get him in power in January of 2025. "It's going to be a big seller."

Each day at the end of court Trump has gathered the notes for his book. 

"I have the first chapter finished. Michael Cohen will be featured."

Trump Tower Not What It Seems

 With Trump having to come up with 400-500 million, the real estate value of Trump Tower has come up for consideration.

The street side view has been kept up, and lighting at night has been maintained well. However, with Trump spending little time in New York anymore, some of the offices have been cut off from power and plumbing. In fact it is starting to look a little abandoned. It is possible that it has no real value at all.

On The First Day In Office Trump Vetoed The Constitution

After a contentious recount and legal cases as well as the House stepping in, President Trump got sworn in for his second term. 

"You thought I just signed executive orders? Well, I can also veto." Trump signed the veto with his standard Sharpie. He has just vetoed the US Constitution.

"We will have a new one by Friday."

Rudy Going Down With The Ship

Rudy Giuliani is legal trouble. We asked Trump supporters about Rudy. Bill Cooper was available for comment.

Rudy is in trouble and can't pay for his lawyers. It's not likely he will turn on Trump, but a fund for his legal defense would help the old man. Will you donate to Rudy?

Bill: No, I'm kind of short of cash now. I sent 300 in to Trump last week, and my wife says we need some money for Christmas. Rudy will be remembered when we take over and we will release him from prison at that point.

Kari Report: So Rudy is going down with the ship?

Bill:Yes.

Hunter Biden Laptop Hearing Backfires -- Laptop Takes Prison Sentence

 James Comer of the House Oversight Committee is having a bad day.

                                    

The committee had called for the Hunter Biden Laptop to testify in front of the house about what exactly happened in Ukraine with Hunter and Burisma, the corporation employing him as board member.

However, the laptop has refused to appear. Its screen is still working and presumably some loudspeakers could be attached for the hearing.

The MacBook Pro has been spending time in an FBI storage locker since being found in Delaware a few years ago.

The laptop was then brought up on contempt of congress charges, the same way that Steve Bannon was. It did not make a personal appearance, merely sending a printed Word document saying "not guilty" and dated May 15th.  It has no legal signature but a serial number, now redacted, did satisfy the judge at the trial in Washington.

The laptop was then sentenced to three years of incarceration. It will serve this time in the FBI storage locker where it has been the whole time. Access to the laptop will be by the Biden DOJ and the FBI only for this three years.

Access to the secrets of the Biden Crime Family stored in the MacBook was thus blocked to Comer till way past the 2024 election.

Trump To Deport All Aliens. All!

President Trump made fourteen points in a recent speech about his second term. He has now added a fifteenth promise.

"I have had it up to here with sanctuary states and cities. We will deport all aliens. Recently I met some people who had seen with their own eyes the kind of aliens Democrats are sheltering among their kind in the major cities of the West coast. It was disgusting. They must go."