Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Do Atheists Have Feelings?

Kari has been asked about atheists and their feelings. Yes, they have feelings. Yet, they can come to a well thought out decision about some matter that involves people. Feelings and logical thinking are input to weigh in all variables and come up with a smart decision. "The dog is suffering! We will put him to sleep."

Victoria Jackson or Bill O'Reilly on the other hand react from the gut and quickly announce a decision based on their life experience, the last sermon, or a Tiny Tim song. We never know. Puppies and fetuses are never killed, that much is clear.

There is then the average guy in the middle. They tend to ask their wife. Or have another beer. Perhaps an answer will come before the beer is gone.

I hope that helps.

Christians Approve Special Relativity

Chicago -- Ina national poll of people calling themselves Christian, 100% approve of special relativity. They also approve Einstein 100%. Only 75% approved of the heliocentric solar system.

On the question of evolution, most said " we don't talk about it". In addition, they said it should not be discussed in school. Maybe college.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Battery Did Not Last Five Years

Buffalo, NY -- Area man Ernest Galloway, 25, insisted that the battery is still good, after jump starting his Kia Spectra five times in December 1. He really wanted five years out of this battery.

Now it finally died. Ernest went to K-Mart and bought a battery that seems to be right one. He and his buddy Al will be spending time with beer in the garage that will eventually lead to the battery being installed. K-Mart said they will take the old battery tomorrow.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

MH 370 Search Yields Bob Hope Suitcase

Indian Ocean, Perth -- Searching a wide stretch of the Indian Ocean, ships looking for the disappeared plane have located a mass of some sort, floating freely hundreds of miles from shore. The conglomeration contains pieces from various years. For instance, a suitcase from Bob Hope from his Asian USO show years.

Another item was labeled as originating from Detroit. The  plastic drum may be another chance to look for the bones of Jimmy Hoffa.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Song writer rhymes Arms and Charms

Nashville, TN -- Song writer and bag boy Al Richardson, 16, wrote his first song he dared perform live.


After the open mike set, one old timer country musician came to see him. Al had seen him in some bar bands before, he said he was Mike.

"That song has some potential, son, and your words is good, but you gotta lose the arms."

"Why?"

"Really? You don't know? It's the 1950s, they had arms and charms in a hundred songs, you know them pop songs and doo wop stuff."

"Er, thanks, Mike, I'll work on it."

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Sign Holding Dude Keeping Warm

Ballwin, MO -- A sign holding man was keeping warm in the grips of a cold spring in the Midwest, his hands warmed by flimsy cotton work gloves, holding a cigarette.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Overpopulation

A serious note. This video is probably worth watching, it explains POPULATION.

Population Video Youtube