A book that
purportedly explains the story behind every U2 song fails to explain just what
the songwriters were after. Is the song about finding or about
looking for? Make up your mind! Vague hints at gospel like and spiritual
searching, already noted in the Wikipedia entry, really led nowhere.
Portland, OR-- Reverend Larry Thornton of the Portland Church
on the Rock, has been reading publications of the Discovery Institute and has
drawn some conclusions.
"We must encourage home schooling for those
of us that can afford it. We only provide the six grades here at the church
school. I have discovered that ALL, yes ALL of science is a liberal atheist
conspiracy. Global Warming, evolution and all that. Sure they throw in polio
vaccine and penicillin and microwave ovens once in a while. But all that is to
finance their actual atheist agenda," said Larry in last Sunday's town
Which organizations would you name as atheist,
Dr. Thornton? "Here, I have the list, you can just take
World Meteorological Organization (WMO)
United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP)
Canadian Foundation for Climate and Atmospheric Sciences
European Geosciences Union.
Royal Meteorological Society
University of Michigan
Norwegian Meteorological Institute
Laboratoire de Glaciologie et Géophysique de l’Environnement
Minneapolis-- David Cameron, 65, has gone out of his way to keep people from asking for his money and trying to sell him stuff he does not want. The millionaire stock broker and bachelor (a stock photo from 15 years ago was given)
has lived in the same 2 bedroom house for 40 years. All he needs is a long wide drive way for the boat and a one car garage for the Chevy pick up he uses to haul the boat to the lake. His dog Nelly accompanies him on all his boating trips and sometimes steers the boat. David has a fishing license but has never bothered to cook any of the fish he catches. "There's restaurants out there where I eat, usually hamburgers."
The types of things other rich people spend money on does not bother David. Houses, boats, swiming pools, vacation condos in Cancun. "It's their money."
Frankfort, KY -- Not to be outdone by Tennessee and their Official Book (Bible), lawmakers hastily passed a law making "face to face man on top" sex the official state copulation conformation. No votes against, two abstained, two absent.
ca. 30 AD -- Enterprising Galilean Moshe Joseph has been hanging out where
Jesus and his followers preach and heal.
After the famous entourage leaves, Moshe has been hanging out to sell coal tar
products for those that did not have the nerve to be cured by miracles.
Asked about guarantees, Moshe explains: "If you are near death, go to
Jesus. Otherwise, my coal tar remedies are more cost effective. You can take
them home to your sick relatives. Or I can have them delivered. Money back one
year guarantee. Some ailments need repeated application."