Monday, December 30, 2019

Trump Pulls Out of Impeachment

"I have had Attorney general William Barr look at the House impeachment hoax. I did not look at the details, but he told me it was first of all illegal and secondly unconstitutional. We are pulling out. I will not be leaving the White House no matter what the unauthorized Congress does."


Looking at the documents provided by Barr, the Attorney General seems to imply that the intrusion into the presidency by Mueller, then the House, and throughout by the FBI, was based on faulty FBI information (the warrant was not justified) and fake whistleblower hearsay evidence.

Wednesday, December 25, 2019

AMAZON now offers 2-Day Predictive Delivery

AMAZON has now added a feature to regular customers, no need to be part of Amazon Plus, that sends out your items TWO DAYS BEFORE YOU ORDER THEM. All you need to do is log in to Amazon with your account.


If you are logged in and use any popular web browser, Amazon simply follows your Internet activity and predicts what you would order days before you think of ordering it. When you finally enter the item into your Amazon basket and click to buy it, Amazon confirms immediately that the item is already sitting on your doorstep.

Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Fitbit relieved owner not dead: He just took the device off

Following the story fro yesterday, area man Mark Allison has been found alive and well.


Not concerned about the feelings of his Fitbit device, Mark was having some cell phone problems. He took the Fitbit off, since he could not follow the details of his exercise and sleep patterns anyway.

Mark went to the cell phone store and got the cheapest possible smart phone there and got home. The Fitbit had been charging on his night stand while he took care of phone business. The new phone has now been connected to the Fitbit, after he added the Fitbit app back in. It was a bit of work, as the new phone is a new brand. The phone store guy was of help recovering his contacts list.

Mark was happy to call his daughter and report that he had not died.

Pennsylvania Man's Fitbit almost ready to call 911

Area man Mark Allison, 49, got a Fitbit from his daughter on Thanksgiving, when he attended dinner at her house and visited his only grandchild, Tiffany.


Nancy, the daughter, encouraged him to take a canvas shopping bag and walk to the gas station for Bud Light and cigarettes, instead of driving. He did do this for a few weeks, as the starting motor of his twenty year old Toyota Corolla started acting up. Rarely did he get 10 00 steps. But by noon he normally had 3000 steps.


The problem started yesterday by noon. He had walked 1.1K steps. Then it stopped.


By 3PM it still had not moved from that. By 6PM the Fitbit started to worry. It still read only 1.1K. The phone this Fitbit was connected to had 21% left on the battery.

The Fitbit itself was well charged, but by 9PM it really started to freak out. The man had not walked. Was he asleep? Had he taken drugs? Fitbit could not even cover him with a blanket in the TV chair he had not moved from. And the phone was dead. Fitbit could no longer make the 911 call.

Thursday, December 19, 2019

Donald Trump Buys The US Senate

Facing an impeachment vote, Donald Trump did not want to leave any chance of losing the presidency. That would be a relief, for us and him, but the embarrassment outweighed that choice.


The deal was simple. The senators were all bought. A sum of 2 million was deposited in the re-election accounts of all GOP senators and 1 million in the accounts of the Democrats. Some advisers thought he should do it the other way around, so he could get a few Democrats to favor him in the vote. But Trump assumed the GOP needed the money more. And anyway, the main goal in the impeachment vote is to get Trump off the hook  with votes going roughly 51/49. Even a 50/50 vote would be really embarrassing.

Each recipient was asked to sign a deal where they vote against the impeachment in exchange for the millions. It will have to be a gentleman's agreement to honor the deal when the vote comes around. Trump is not going to sue anyone that changes their mind. The document is to be signed 24 hours before the vote at the latest.

Sunday, December 8, 2019

Rudy Giuliani finds willing accomplice in Ukraine

Sitting around in a couple of cafes in the Ukraine has paid off. Rudy had let the word pass around that he was looking for dirt on the Bidens. The reward for the dirt would be a visa to the US signed personally by Trump in an executive order. If the dirt worked OK during the coming impeachment hearings, the "whistleblower" would even get guaranteed citizenship.


A politician, not currently serving in office, named Andrii Derkach, came forwardIn addition the dirt, Giuliani has found out that 5.3 billion in aid to the Ukraine has disappeared. Joe Biden must be the point man in this deal. This money was supposed to go across over 300 projects in Ukraine, but none of it has reached any of these targets. Some was intended for nuclear power station security.

This is just too good to be true. Giuliani will stay in Ukraine to collect all these details, and will trickle out details just in time for the Senate vote on impeaching Trump.

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Trump has 100% support among voters identifying as "asshole"

In a national survey, 40% of voters seem to approve of President Trump. That Ukraine thing, he was "just after the deep state," which seems to be burrowing back into the race in the form of Joe Biden. However, when asked about themselves, those polled were asked to identify as Democrat, Republican, independent or asshole. Those identifying as asshole support Trump 100%.


Friday, November 15, 2019

Old Timers Wake Up to Another Day of Complaining

San Antonio -- Residents of Sunny Side senior apartments, an assisted living facility, gather after breakfast in the day room to catch up on news and gossip...


...and complaining.

My Alexa isn't connecting to the WiFi properly!

The eggs were neither fried or scrambled but a mess!

The orange juice was not fresh!

There's not enough men here!

Trump is disgusting!

Some residents just kind of sit and grumble to themselves without any words clearly heard. But they do seem to join in some of the general complaints.

It was too cold in parts of the building and too hot in others!

The cafeteria repair took too long and the pictures from the wall are now missing!

Friday, November 1, 2019

Trump signs EO closing the FBI

"Since the FBI is unable to help us find the criminal activity carried out by the Democrats in the 2016 election, I am closing the FBI. Homeland security is now assigned to find out the truth."


Trump has plans to turn the FBI into a spy museum.


Thursday, October 24, 2019

Trump hires Olivia Pope to Take Out the Whistleblower

Frustrated at the slow progress he is making in finding out the leaks in his White House that led to Whistleblower leaking his quid pro quo deal with Ukraine, Trump has made a deal. "We have hired Olivia Pope and Jake Ballard to take out the Whistleblower. You know I can do that, right? I can't trust the FBI anymore." Olivia Pope has declined comment.


Saturday, October 5, 2019

Trump Is On a Roll!

Kari has asked me to comment on the Trump and Ukraine thing. I know you liberals get all your fake news from CNN and MSNBC. So I will tell you what is going on.


I'll be voting for Trump in 2020 anyway, so it does not matter if you try to impeach him. With the NRA defunded, I have to exert my 2nd amendment rights in some manner.

But to the Ukraine thing. Trump has said:

"If that ever happened, if a Republican ever did what Joe Biden did, if a Republican ever said what Joe Biden said, they'd be getting the electric chair by right now."

To find out what Biden did, you have to watch Foxnews a bit and more important, listen to talk radio. All politicians are crooked. Biden was vice president and he was involved in all kinds of stuff in Europe and Ukraine. Of course he took advantage of it. That Ukrainian gas company was getting some bad press. Hunter Biden appears when Joe tips him off and there he is, in the Burisma catalog. I have a PDF of copy of the company brochure. He is just a pretty picture in their white washing of their crimes getting permits from the Ukrainian state. All he had to do was show up twice a year at board meetings to make a half a million.

It's just like that Uranium One deal, where the Russians funneled money into the Clinton Foundation  and then got pocketed by Hillary when she traveled and billed the Foundation for supposedly "air travel."

This impeachment thing will blow over. We have our guys in the Senate that will stop anything serious happening to Trump.  It's totally unfair. He was just doing his job draining the swamp. You have to stop corruption in foreign policy to set an example.

You all claim there is some crime of quid pro quo, but that is all the deep state working to undermine Trump's plan to Make America Great Again.

Kari: Thanks Joe again, for your contribution to what is basically a satirical column. You did not mention the whistleblower or any White House staff involved. Anything to add?

Joe: Lock them up and fire the staff. Why would a CIA spy spy on our president?

Thursday, October 3, 2019

Area Man Wants Her Back

Area man Jack McCormick was reported together with the love of his life last time. The story was the result of following that relationship for a week. Now that we reported on that, there is a problem right away. She seems to have left, at least temporarily.



Jack now has a message for Catherine:

Baby, come back! This is the first time until today that you have run away.
I'm asking you for the first time: Love me enough now to stay.
There ain't no use in you crying, cause I'm more hurt than you!
I should not been out flirting, but now my love is true! Oh, won't you give me a second chance? Baby, come back! 

Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Area Man Can't let Her Go

Area man Jack McCormick, 22, has found a woman. This woman is special. He has something to tell her:


"Baby, now that I've found you I can't let you go. I'll build my world around you!
I need you so, even though you don't need me. You don't need me!
Baby, now that I've found you I can't let you go!
I'll build my world around you!
Baby, baby, since first we met I knew in this heart of mine!
The love we had could not be bad!"

He reveals some of his methods:
Play it right and bide my time. Spent a lifetime looking for somebody to give me love like her!

Monday, September 30, 2019

Trump Team Locates Missing Hillary Uranium

President Trump landed in the Ukraine yesterday and he and his team got right to work. They flew Marine 1 and five identical helicopters all over Ukraine.


Flying North of the city of Kiev toward Belarus, the Trump team immediately located a suspicious structure.


Entering the structure with some bolt cutters for the lock and chain, they found massive amounts of uranium stored in haphazard containers and sitting in some kind of hole that may have been a reactor.

"This is where the missing uranium has been all the time. The Clintons have been selling small amounts every year. We believe they sold it to Iran," explained Trump.

The team is now looking for Hillary's e mails and the Democratic 2016 election servers in there.

Saturday, September 28, 2019

Trump traveling to Ukraine to look for uranium and Hillary's server

With little support from the FBI anymore, President Trump has recruited the entire Secret Service to go with him to Ukraine. They will look for Hillary's missing emails and server as well as any uranium from Uranium One.

                               
Bill Clinton, the Clinton Foundation, Hillary Clinton, the Obama administration, high level officials in Russia, the State Department, Uranium One, and the FBI were all involved in uranium manipulation and hiding funds. "They compromised national-security interests, took part in bribery, and suppressed evidence. I will lead the task force personally," said Trump.

Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Trump has a hit!

The tax cut was big success for the GOP. But it was not supported by many Democrats. Trump has finally made a decision, albeit not important for his re-election, that nearly 100% of voters approve. here it is. This guy is gone.

Monday, September 9, 2019

Government Employees Must deny Climate Change

President Trump was left in an embarrassing situation when two government agencies disagreed on what to do when Trump put a hurricane in the wrong state. No more!


From now on, whenever climate change is brought up, federal employees must deny it. Scientist, FBI, military, does not matter. All employees will deny it. The executive order has them signing a statement denying it and agreeing never to promote such an idea. All union involvement is blocked if the employee is found to break the rule.


The employee will face disciplinary action if going behind Trump's back and even speaking about climate change as it it were real. The first punishment is a move. The scientists will be moved to Kansas city or Des Moines if caught. Other employees will be dealt with in a similar manner.

Sunday, September 1, 2019

Trump to deport all foreign athletes

Nearly all athletes will undergo scrutiny. President Trump has found one more group that is endangering the chances of American born people to succeed in life. Athletes.


"We are going to remove all the athletes holding  O-1 Visas, P-1 Visas and H-2B Visas. Just because you have superior skills in pitching a baseball, for example, does not mean you can come to America and do so. In the name of national security I am cancelling all these visas. Athletes holding green cards will be examined on an individual basis. Most of you can stay. Mexican can go back to Mexico. We don't have room for you."


Thursday, August 29, 2019

Trump Wants Double the CO2 in Coke

Trump had nothing much to do, having avoided the bad polling data all day. But then he helped himself to another Diet Coke in the small room near the Oval office where only Diet Coke is in the little fridge.

He had an idea.

- Bring in that Science Guy!

They brought him from the basement office.

- What if we put in double fizzy stuff in Coke? You know, cee oh two?
- Why would you want to do that, to store it?
- No I want more of it in the air. Bannon says it's food for plants.
- It does not work that way. It does not add to CO2 or take away any. They don't make CO2 specially to put it in Coke. It's just a waste product of various industrial processes like making concrete. It would go in the air but we capture some of it to make use of it like in Coke.
- But I really want to add some fizz in the Coke. Go do some work to see if there is some national security angle to this. Then we'll bring in both the Coke and Pepsi people.

Wednesday, August 14, 2019

Even thought they come from China, Trump likes Golf Balls and plastic!

We have tremendous plastic in America. All my hotels use plastic. I'm checking on where it comes from. I want to insure the continuity of making golf balls, even if we don't make them in America. We'll get a good deal and make them in China! I use Titleist balls myself, and always check on the package if they are made in the USA. But they are all good balls.


Democrats are out to destroy fracking and plastics and all that fossil fuel stuff. How will you get your bottled water? Collect the trash you make? Vote for me and I will save plastics!

Monday, August 5, 2019

Asians back to Asia, Caucasians to Caucasia!

Pittsburgh, PA -- Area trump supporter Anne McCormick, 32, thinks Trump is right about immigrants.


"If they don't like it here, if they don't like guns and Jesus, they should go back."

Back where, Where should Asians go?

"To Asia."

And Central Americans?

"To whatever shithole country they came from."

And Caucasians?

"Caucasia of course. if you don't like it here, go back!"

Sunday, July 14, 2019

Finnish Metal Band Mätäpaise Runs Over Budget

After recording their first album, Mätäpaise has been busy touring Finland, but no album to sell at the festivals. Just a free download at the band website.


Frontman Roope explains that the songs are all edited and sent out to press  CDs and get into Finnish iTunes. But they ran over budget. They have to use the only promotional photo available. "We have some smart phone photos I took and I had my girlfiend take a few, but nobody liked them." The cover art will just have the photo above with a grim reaper set in behind as a back drop. Roope was looking at clip art. His brother Jorma has Photoshop. But with this one clip art it looked  really dorky:


There needs to be some more white in the back to use it. Roope left it to Jorma to figure it out and email him the art ASAP. Otherwise they will just have to sell the disc (plain black, no text) with Mätäpaise written on the jewel case in magic marker.

Wednesday, July 3, 2019

God Bless America!





My pal Kari, he’s a good guy, asked me to write about America. I don’t read his blog so I have no idea what is there. Probably the usual liberal dribble. He does his own yard work, so he is not some kid yuppie. He lives on my street.

Anyway, with 4th of July coming tomorrow, I have to say we needed a cheerful celebration. I am 100% behind President Trump on this. If he talks about himself, that’s OK, I don’t care. Most of us, you and me, have already made up our minds.

Them foreigners wanting to come to our country, some of them are assimilated (I knew how to spell that!) later on in future generations. But I don’t really want them voting in their lifetime. We could just give them citizenship in the coffin, so they don’t have to pay death taxes. Or their kids of course. But they would just vote for Democrats, who are weak on crime, want open borders and won’t spend a few billion constructing a fence at least, a good barrier it takes some work to cut through. I don’t want them illegals here. I don’t care how they deal with drugs and other crime at the border.

I also don’t have a problem with foreigners legally here as long as they learn English, and their kids can go to school and become good Americans. They should try Christianity.

I’ll be getting Fourth of July supplies at Wal Mart soon. I get the meat and the stuff we grill and the beer at the liquor store cause we don’t just drink Bud Light like you people think we do. I had an IPA the other day, and my wife links hard cider. I wear a concealed pistol at all times when I leave the house. I’m not telling you where I keep it.

God Bless America!

Sunday, June 30, 2019

Bob Seger Ruins Song for Nashville Man

Nashville -- Songwriter Earl "Mac" Davis had another bad day writing songs. It started out fine and he had an entire song worked out with the hook line "running against the wind". Then he met Nathaniel at McDonalds and they took their big macs to the park bench and ate them in peace, with Diet Coke. "So I have this new song, Nathaniel," said Earl, pulling out the Martin guitar out of the beat up case. As the song was playing out with the chords C G and D plus Bm, Nathaniel noted the chord changes as familiar and as the words with "mountain", "wildfire" and "running against the wind" flowed out, he suddenly had it. "Earl, I never knew you as a Bob Seger fan, but believe me, you are just channeling Bob Seger." They went to the record store and found a cassette of Seger for 50c. Nathaniel still has a cassette player in his car, so they played it. "Yup, you got me this time. I had more verses, but I just can't use that wind line and that's the whole song. Why don't you just drop me at home, Nathaniel. I'll watch the Histrory Channel, and you can come up, but there's no beer."

PREVIOUS DAVIS STORIES

OCTOBER 2008 Here and There Nashville, TN -- Songwriter Earl "Mac" Davis is about to have a second major hit. Recorded in the late summer, while Earl was stuck home scratching chigger bites after a fishing trip, the song has universal appeal and has been released in country rock and traditional versions. The protagonist, Earl, is "here", while his beloved is "there", far away. The song immediately struck a chord with truck drivers and road crew workers working away from home. However, the appeal appears to be broader. Female listeners who also appear to be "here" while their beloved is "there" are buying the song as downloads and CD singles. The song was recorded in one day with veteran session men chosen by Dylan producer Bob Johnston.

2004 Nashville, TN – Songwriter can’t stop loving her. Songwriter Earl “Mac” Davis had two cigarettes and three cups of coffee while watching CNN this morning, then went directly to write down words and chords to a melody in his head. The song practically wrote itself with no additional effort. Earl played around with the lyrics a bit, but then went with the verse and chorus as written, ending the chorus with “I can’t stop loving her”, which was also going to be the title. Earl’s friend Nathaniel met him for lunch soon after. Nathaniel heard Earl sing out the chorus, and liked the melody, which sounded original. He pointed out to Earl that his five last girl friends had no trouble ending the relationship with him. “It’s just a song, Nathaniel, I gotta make a living,” replied Earl. “Besides, she ain’t left yet.”


Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Trump starts war with Foreign Country

President Trump is mad. The entire world in unfair to the United States.


This has gone long enough! These countries must buy American goods when we buy their oil. The balance of trade has to be zero! They will have to buy American cars and consumer products if necessary.

For this reason Trump declared war on a Foreign Country. They were waiting for it and Ayattolah Spumoni says they will fight back. "We do not want your American cars."


Trump has known about the country's secret deals. "They trade with Russia, with China. And they work around our sanctions."

Having failed with tariffs, which only punish consumers, Trump says we have to start a real war. The nuclear refinement facility ("they make really really pure uranium there. This stuff is hot.") shall be bombed first, then all the military targets and airports. "We will obliterate this entire country if they do not respect us and come to the trade talks with us."

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Trump Fires FBI

The FBI is now fired. All 33 000 plus employees are to go home. They will receive a check for the remainder of June.


The FBI has been unpatriotic and behaved in an unprofessional manner. Mr Trump sees a vast conspiracy to undermine himself and all Republicans:

"As the House Intelligence Committee has concluded, there was no collusion between Russia and the Trump Campaign. As many are now finding out, however, there was tremendous leaking, lying and corruption at all levels of the FBI, Justice & State. #DrainTheSwamp"

 The tasks of the FBI will be temporarily filled in by Homeland Security, FEMA and the CIA. The murders and kidnappings covered by FBI previously will be handled by the states that are involved. States are asked to cooperate with all bordering states.

Saturday, June 1, 2019

Missouri couple now having sex in Illinois

Pat McDonald and Sue Kirkpatrick are in a terrible situation as far as her not getting pregnant.


The picture shows them two years ago when both had full time jobs. Pat was getting a steady supply of insulin and Sue her humira for arthritis. But things have changed. Pat lost his Wal Mart job and is only now moving up at his Target job that gets him work three days a week unloading boxes. Sue is on Medicaid to get her humira.

"This abortion law, banning it past four weeks, and the clinic thing..." Pat starts to explain. He is 55 and never planned to have more kids. She is in her mid forties and they never planned to marry. He has an adult daughter who is currently pregnant. He boyfriend left and she is living in their basement. And Sue also has a grown son. He seems to have got someone pregnant just weeks ago, but they live in Illinois.

Visiting her son in nearby Edwardsville, the family was gathered to examine the situation and there the Illinois couple has a Planned Parenthood clinic in nearby Granite City. Sue's son Mark is considering all options, even moving to Chicago that they hate, for jobs and healthcare. He too has no full time job and they have Obamacare. They would pay 6000 dollars to have a baby.

The Illinois options got the older couple thinking. Sue and Pat still have full intercourse a few times a month, though both have now had to learn other skills as well. When they have sex, they drive for the weekend to Illinois and stay at Motel 6 to have sex.


Pat wears a condom and Sue is on the pill, just in case. "We can't bring another child into the world in our situation. Our car is 15 years old and the house needs a lot of work. If we get pregnant, we will just go to the Illinois clinic and tell them the baby was conceived in Illinois and they should take care of it for free."

Monday, May 20, 2019

Independent voter looking to vote for old white guy

Stan Kiminski, plumber, is having a hard time getting interested in voting. He voted against Obama, so he did vote for an old white guy. And he voted for Trump, an old white guy.


The problem, Stan says, is that there are now TWO old white guys. Why do they have to make it so hard for him? "If one of them women, or that communist Sanders, get nominated, I am gonna vote for Trump." But he is being realistic and is resigned to the boring two white guys thing being most likely.


Thursday, May 2, 2019

Old Timer Reads on Investing to Plan for His Future

Harold Proxmire, 78, of Falls City, is spending time at his assisted living facility reading up on investing. He has had little else to do since Muriel passed away two years ago. They used to go to some daytime activities, but Muriel was the one that drove the car. Harold has not driven his car since the funeral, and it is in fact sitting without plates on it at his nephew Steve's suburban house. Well, it's almost rural, it has a gravel drive way.


It was impossible to sell it last time Steve and Harold talked about it, and Harold is convinced it will be worth more two years from now. "They don't make Oldsmobiles like they used to."

Meanwhile, Harold is taking the shuttle to the shopping center weekly to go to the Barnes and Noble store to look at business books. He has looked at books on hard line capitalism and read one.


Most of the books he comes home with are stock market tip books. He does not have a computer, so he has to follow the news in the paper and minimize his investing transactions. Steve does some on line trading for Harold, and Harold calls Steve almost every day to get an account balance. At times he wants Steve to buy some stock in Boeing or Monsanto, or to sell the same stock, the week the two Boeing jets crashed. Steve tells him that he will do it "later." One time he missed the trade, and had to set it up to sell Monday when the stock market opens and that time they lost quite a bit.


If Harold has nothing new to read, he re-reads an old favorite.


Sometimes he is worried about his children's future. They do not get in touch much, both are in Missouri where the jobs are. Harold is staying in Iowa for now. But in any case, he tried to do slightly honest and sort of "green" investing. Being in Iowa, he has a few thousand invested in a company that makes wind turbines.


Other investment ideas can take him in many directions. 

Harold sometimes takes a walk on Sunday mornings to McDonalds. He no longer goes to the church they used to go to with Muriel. He spends Sunday morning reading Warren Buffet.


Steve tries to help his uncle make sensible decisions and has held him back from some obviously crazy schemes. In fact, the less Harold buys and sells, the better. It would really make sense to buy nursing home insurance instead. Harold already has a pacemaker and walks with a cane. But he may still have a good ten years to make 12% yearly. It has not come close to that ever, but he did make some 5% one year. That was the year he left all the money in a plain old mutual funds account.

Friday, April 26, 2019

Mayoral candidates will fix potholes!

Iowa City, IA -- Mayoral candidates Marian Mallow (Democrat) and Cyndi Collum (GOP) are going to fix the potholes!


Mallow will keep city property taxes and sales taxes where they are, raised 13% by the previous Democratic mayor. Cyndi is going to cut property taxes 50% AND fix potholes!

Where will the money for the potholes come from? Cuts in school budgets?
"No, not school money."

Parks and recreation? We removed all the dead and dying ash trees along city streets, but parks and recreation areas need tree removal. And three of the city pools need major repair and will be closed for the summer.
"That's right, so there is no salary to pay for the pool staff. I will take care of the pools. We can get cheap contracts in September."

How about the elderly? Shutting down the senior centers? Free clinics? Community healthcare?
"We will take care of all the women who do not have an abortion."

Cyndi seems to have a plan, but we still do not know where the money for the potholes in coming from.

Campaign for President appears to be a one item thing: It's about Trump

Several Democratic candidates have jumped into the campaign for president of the United States. The man running the country for his own advantage, and the advantage of fully paid foreign powers, has shown what THE PRESIDENT can do.


He can go anywhere, meet any number of dictators and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken out of a bucket on the way home.

A socialist candidate from the East Coast has made it clear, this man must go!


A woman candidate who seems to want to take care of mothers with children in minimum wage jobs says that this man is the enemy:


A man who used to be vice president also thinks that we must get rid of this man. The man is a joke:

Another woman has focused on the inept handling of domestic policies during TRUMP's administration. We think she is from California, where all those crazy ideas come from.

Another candidate has drawn attention to himself and his personality. He was a rich kid with with a wild youth. He may start talking about that and his centrist ideas and his love of foreigners. he paints a picture of Trump as inhumane. But the audience hears TRUMP and we know at that point that it's really all the same.