Sunday, October 16, 2016

Traffic circle now paved

Germany-- Area traffic circle, formerly with some bushes and other plants, is now paved. The mayor is not paying for upkeep of any more traffic circles. "Let them go pick flowers in our lovely country side."

Saturday, October 8, 2016

Presidential Debate to Take Place With No Mention of Penis and Vagina

Despite the fact that only one candidate has a penis and one a vagina, these topics had not come up in the first political debate between Trump and Clinton.

With recent accusations on both sides, these topics will no doubt be discussed. Both staffs are preparing material for the candidates to introduce in the debate that would hurt the moral character and image of the opponent without mentioning penis or vagina, not even with some sort of softer term replacing the naughty bits. Not even "genitalia" will be mentioned, even though the audience will clearly figure out the naughty acts behind the accusations.