Sunday, April 30, 2017

Trump Voter Nothing Special

Living his entire life in a small part of Pennsylvania, Sean McCarthy, 29, is not special. He does not qualify for any benefits as part of a minority, and has been incredibly average his whole life.

"I know lots of black people and even Mexicans. I voted for Obama two times with them. But I did not get anything either time."

Sean works for a national chain of stores and makes a living as a fork lift operator. For three months before Obama became president, he was unemployed and had no insurance. Just then he injured his hand doing some roofing work under the table. "My girl friend Diane took me to the ER. They stitched up one hand and the one finger lost a little from the tip. There's no nail on it."

He and Diane got married and he keeps his wedding ring on the right hand that has a complete ring finger. Other than that left hand, there is nothing special about Sean.

Sean was a straight C student in high school, other than a B in sports. He makes just under 20 dollars an hour and Diane has a good job at Hobby Lobby. They do not qualify for food stamps nor would they for the special benefits of Obamacare ( for the poor) that those who cannot pay for the monthly bill get. He is not a member of any sexual or other minority. His TV watching shows the usual sports and TV shows. He does not watch National Geographic or listen to NPR.

Why did you vote for Trump?

"To drain the Swamp. I don't want any of my tax going to Special Interest Groups because I am not special. It's a big swamp."

Sean and Diane attended the Trump rally in Harrisburg and are really fired up for 2020.

What will you do if Trump wins?

"I'll invite him for burgers and Bud Light." He has a gas grill he bought for this summer at Home Depot.

"It was his birthday grill," added Diane.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Dessert first at Mar-a-Lago

Trump was getting frustrated at not getting anything done and having his Executive Orders blocked. The staff came up with an idea to cheer him up. "Write something you always wanted and we will get it passed." Trump blurted out Dessert First!

The policy will be effective immediately at Mar-a-Lago. It will then be implemented at the White House on days when there are no foreign guests at dinner.

"You can place the dessert aside, as dinner will be served ten minutes later. I for one will be eating it first" Trump explained.

Saturday, April 8, 2017

Trump Unable to Ban Fluoride

TRUMP (reads): Repeated doses of infinitesimal amounts of fluoride will in time reduce an individual's power to resist domination, by slowly poisoning and narcotising a certain area of the brain, thus making him submissive to the will of those who wish to govern him! What more do you need?

 huge review on fluoride toxicity published by the National Research Council in 2006 reported a range of negative side effects from fluoride, including "decreased melatonin production" and "other effects on normal pineal function, which in turn could contribute to a variety of effects in humans"!

Ban fluoride now! Did you know that  in the United States during the late 1940s and 1950s, and to a lesser extent in the 1960s, activists on the far right of American politics routinely asserted that fluoridation was part of a far-reaching plot to impose a socialist or communist regime. 

STAFF: "But sir, the President does not rule over tap water. The EPA does, remotely, but we let the water quality people go."

TRUMP: Well, bring them back! Numerous studies researched by Harvard and China Medical University in Shanghai have shown that fluoride may be linked to reduced IQ in children, and even suggest that it could be toxic to a developing brain. I just confirmed all that with Xi.

And what about vitamin D in milk? What is it doing in there?

Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Republicans torn on how to Screw America

The Republicans involved in Trump's healthcare reform are all pumped about these positive changes to improving the nation's character. The president is offering you a chance to take responsibility of your healthcare.

However, the two ends of the party simply cannot agree how to do this. They are torn between giving Americans almost nothing and nothing at all in the healthcare .

The Christian right has been blunt. Americans who fornicate, take drugs, drink alcohol and smoke drugs and tobacco must pay for their sins! Those who eat too much must pay as well, but as the entire caucus is overweight and half of them have diabetes, some help in that department might be available, A discount for knee replacement may also be possible.

The caucus is all agreed on one thing. They must support tax deductions to pay for care, if there is going to be any support at all, The current subsidies sound too socialist and European. What is coming next if Democrats have their way? Billing by doctors and hospitals that gives flat rates for all procedures? Unheard of! We must support business. An announcement on the final plan is coming within weeks.