Trump Signs Executive Order Demanding People Follow All His Orders

Under severe penalty for disobaying, People of the United States must follow my Orders! I am the President and I can make life very hard for ALL OF YOU! Any of you born abroad may be deported.

Thank you for your attention!

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Liberal Arts Colleges

With his attention drawn to the matter by Laura Loomer, Trump quickly signed the executive order banning liberal arts colleges. With her direction, some of them can be placed back in use in a year as conservative arts colleges. But really, education is over rated. Couldn't they just do some crafts and restoration of Civil War weapons?

Trump then left the room in his red hat to get ready for his trip with King Charles. He will look fine after the make up and hair.

Trump Awards Presidential Medal of Freedom to 51 Senators

 President Trump has awarded the Medal of Freedom

to all 51 Senators that blocked the release of the unredacted Epstein files to the public.

"Only in America do we have a chance to make a difference. In order to guarantee my freedom, I have awarded these senators the medals, symbolic of freedom. My freedom. A special thanks to Susan Collins."