With dwindling crowds at Trump events, President Trump made the trip to Davenport, Iowa to pictch his "I stopped eight wars" speech to a boy scout troop, Troop 1231, and their adult leaders.
The boys all agreed that Mr Trump has earned the prize and should get the prize as soon as possible. All 22 scouts will be sending a post card to the Nobel Committee requesting this very obvious slight toward Trump to be corrected. He is their hero!
With his speech at Fort Bragg and other things on the schedule all done, President asked his stuff to find more distractions to the bad news with ICE legistaltion and Epstein dominating the news. He does not watch Olympics, though he has looked at a few skaters once or twice in news clips. What about the mice, a staff memeber suggested. So it was. There will be no research of any sort, even privately funded, on transgender mice.
The executive order also applies to mice being trafficked across state lines, such as from a university to a university. Transgender mice soon are not there anymore.
With Congress conducting oversight and other useless things, the President decided this is the time to remodel The Capitol.
The order also includes a Ballroom to the Capitol, to be payed by Jeff Bezos. Trump is asking Congress to fund the government to 2027 when he will thank them in his State of the Union message.
"Go home, you are not needed!" said Trump. He did not take any questions.
