Sitting in her staff room, Tulsi Gabbard requested all CIA files on Russia from 2024. Also all files on Ukraine.
"You can redact all agent names and idenfifying marks. This time. I will be contacting the head of the East Europe unit for any more details at my next meeting over there."
Working long hours, the Musk team went through thousands of accounts and deleted those employees that were listed as nonessential.
Since this process just involved using the arrow and enter keys plus a mouse, a DOGE staffer accidentally took Donald Trump off payroll. This time Trump had been planning to use his salary to pay for Barron's college.
Musk said they will fix it. "He is still president and can stay in the residence part of the White House. This may take some days, so President Trump can use Air Force One to go golfing."
President Trump wrapped up his first year of his second term
with a successful effort getting rid of the Deep State. It was difficult to
find out exactly where it was, so they got rid of the cabinets.
The heads of the cabinets were all told to go home. The
Secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce, Defense, Education, Energy, Health and
Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior,
Labor, State, Transportation, Treasury, and Veterans Affairs and the Attorney
General were all given a year’s salary.
Homeland Security and Defense will still be run by Pete
Hegseth himself. He is paid directly out of the White House in the same manner
as the chief of staff.
Going home for the Christmas 2025 holiday, President Trump
left a sign at the department of Human Services. "A gift for Dr Fauci." Staff members put up the same
sign at the doors of the other departments. The letter carrying part of the US
Post Office was privatized. Packages will all be delivered by Amazon from now
on.
Speaker Ron Mariano made a statement this morning.
"We are done with this. President Trump of the USA is intefering with our women's health and all social issues. In addition, we rely on the US agencies for our safety in the environment and health. We pay into the US with taxes and will get nothing in return. We are done. We will be joining the Eurozone as soon as we can get all our banking done. Bank branches operating on the dollar for savings and loans will be closing in a year. "
"We realize people from the USA will still want to visit Boston and see places like Fenuil Hall that are related to the birth of their nation. We will allow Americans access to these places for a fee. All these place are free for Massachusettes citizens to visit."
Museums in Ruthenia and Pottsylvania have declared war, each declaring themselves the mud home innovators. Both museums are opening exhibits about life in mud homes starting a thousand years ago, with the mud homes of the 1800s as the ultimate mud technology. The exhibits both opened on New Year's Day.
Pottsylvanian mud house.
"Governor Newscum has caused these fires! He spent all the tax money on woke projects. We will fix this! I will use tariffs!"
“I will demand that this incompetent governor allow beautiful, clean, fresh water to flow into California. He is the blame for this. On top of it all, no water for fire hydrants, not firefighting planes. A true disaster.”
Trump tariffs will be applied to all goods entering the USA from California by rail and truck.
The funds collected will go back to California in some manner. Donald Trump Jr. will be in charge of these funds.
