Sunday, May 4, 2014

Conspiracy Theorist Freaked Out by Google

Boise, ID -- Area conspiracy theorist George Applegate, 52, gave up his smart phone and deleted all his Google accounts and Chrome. It came about because his phone told him it would take him 32 minutes to get home around the time he usually goes home. He never told it where home is.

"It's creepy. I have used the maps from time to time. Now I will use paper maps and then a hiker's GPS if I need additional map data. But I know all data from Google goes straight to the NSA."

Have you done anything illegal, or why are you so concerned?

"No, our group is totally honest Christians. So no, nothing, until we overthrow this atheist government. And that's legal too. It's in the constitution."

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