White House has Official Worst Day

The day began badly. Trump complained about the orange juice in his breakfast. Then he got dressed and marched off to meetings.

In these meetings, Trump called for "someone to take notes", then sent the note taker out of the room. Kellyanne Conway had already locked herself in her office before the first meeting took place.

Each member of Trump's staff was in turn sent out of the room. Most of the meetings ended up with only Trump and one person left in the room. His personal assistant was called to bring in items about every five minutes. Each half hour a fresh Diet Coke was brought in. There were twelve diet soda cans in the Oval Office alone at noon.

"Bring me some pigeon feed," yelled Trump at two o'clock. He retreated to the Rose Garden to feed mourning doves for 45 minutes.

Kellyanne Coway left the White House shortly after lunch. Sean Spicer was just hanging out by the limo drivers outside. He has not had a task for days,