Trump bans muslin

President Trump wears a lot of blue suits. Many are made of natural fabrics, some wool. Two are polyester suits that he keeps for some reason in Scotland. The president feels strongly about wool.
 "We are going to import wool, mostly from Australia."

However, the President is now less happy about muslin. "What is muslin? I hear it comes from India. I was in a studio where they took some pictures of me. The curatains behind we were muslin. Why can't we just use American cotton for our large fabrics?" Asking to see a sample of muslin, the President handled it with his left hand briefly.

"I'm sorry, I don't even like the way it feels. Get rid of this."

Mr Trump proceeded to sign any executive orders needed to block muslin from coming into our country.