Trump wants to Deport Cheech and Chong to Mexico

Having been to El Paso and flipping through TV channels on the way home, Donald Trump ran across a channel with Cheech and Chong movie. He called in a staff member.

Trump: Can you find out where they are?
Bill: Yes sir. It will take a short while. Why?
Trump: I want to deport them to Mexico.
Bill: You can only deport Chong. To Canada. He is naturalized.
Trump: No, I want Mexico, and I want them both.
Bill: Cheech Marin was born in California. He lives in Malibu.
Trump: ?? OK, are they gay? Are they both there? Did their house burn?
Bill: No, they are not gay. Malibu was not burned. I don't know where Chong lives.
Trump: Can we deport them both to Canada? They have that marijuana law, they will like it there.
Bill: That won't work. You could deport Chong, he's had some drug problems, but he survived cancer twice. It won't make you popular even in Texas.
Trump: OK, it we can't get them both, forget it then. I wanted to send the Mexican back to Mexico anyway. Not the Canadian to Canada.
Bill: Fine, sir. He's not Canadian anymore, and all his kids are American.