Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Trump Team finds ideal focus group: Donald Trump

 In their desperate search of a focus group to test convention speakers with, the Trump Team made an amazing discovery. They had the ideal person to test ideas and speakers with all along: Donald Trump!

They did their homework. When they tested any item with a focus group of random Trump supporters, all 2016 Trump voters, and then compared the answers of the series of questions to those that Trump gave, they were identical. Whether it was the WALL, FOREIGNERS, THE PANDEMIC or JOE BIDEN, all the people thought exactly the same as Trump.

It was then easy to pass along this tip to the chosen convention speakers. Forget about the pig farmer in Iowa or the suburban gun toting McCloskeys. Just think of Donald Trump as your audience when you give your speech.


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