Man Planning to Get Up after Election

 Portland, OR -- Bill Haley is not depressed, he says. He just did not have anything to do in the Trump era. He would get up and walk around a few blocks once a day, and go down to the "cafeteria" for meals. But that was it. He never watched news. He says they watch one of them real estate shows where they find fancy homes for people with actual income.

So you will be better off with Biden?

-Well, no, I don't expect anything from Biden. But things will be different.

How so?

-Well, we won't have all those black lives marchers, plus the Antifa, or the Trump boys and not even those Trump federal goons patrolling all day. I can go down to the center and panhandle, or collect soda cans or play chess in the park. All that stuff I used to do.

You think Biden will have a calming effect?
-I know he will.

Good luck with that then!