Hunter Biden Laptop goes to work for Putin

It appears that Hunter Biden's laptop has escaped from the FBI vault and has made its way into Russia. 

The brave laptop is working hard on the Ukrainian border attempting to hack into Ukrainian servers to get information on Hunter Biden, Burisma and Zelinsky. Ultimately the laptop will be used to get the data on American voting machines to win the 2020 election for Trump.

Other tasks it has been looking into include turning off the natural gas going into Angela Merkel's house.