President Trump addressed the National Guard units he set out in Washington DC before they took charge of the Capital.
"I'll give the whole combat team 50 bucks each if you find the Deep State out there. I know it's here, because where else would it be?"
He will then order a Seal Team hit on the Deep State. "We will be done with it once and for all."
Elon Musk has been quietly dealing with nations on the side, as Donald Trump worked on all the countries for tariffs. Musk has now bought the rights to the Moon from all the smaller countries.
With a trillion in capital and stocks, Musk has signed with all the Western countries to buy the rest of the Moon. He will be putting down 10% of the 10 trillion dollar price. Part of the downpayment will be financed. Trump Meme Coin made a substantial investment. Also, Social Security trust funds are now free from real investment, so The United States will "take a look at that" according to Trump. But in his mind they are just sitting there and "could be going to the moon."
Trump has also partnered with the United States for a 50/50 investment in the minerals on the Moon. The Trump-US partnership has made an exclusive contract for minerals on the Moon for the next 100 years. The Moon will eventually also be used as a processing site for minerals from Mars.
Concerned scientists and back yard astronomers were immediately concerned about the future of solar eclipses. Will the Moon get smaller soon? Will solar eclipeses ever be the same?
Tesla will be the exclusive buyer of Lithium from the Moon that the Trump-US partenrship will mine. Musk is responsible for the transport of minerals from the Moon to Texas. For this service, Musk will get the Lithium 50% off.
President Trump checks off this deal as one more landmark in Making America Greater Again. "China will never get any of the Lithium from the Moon."
Musk owns several major companies. His Boring Comapny will immediately be drilling a hole trhough the core of the Moon. "It will be exciting to see what is there." The hole will be small enough that there is no danger of the Moon falling apart. At least the engineers said so.
The Trump EPA has found a solution to the problem of electric cars. Cars must now produce carbon dioxide. Hydrogen buses are banned. Electric buses and cars are allowed, as long as the electricity is made by burning coal.
"Carbon dioxide is beneficial for plants, so we want to produce as much of that for our farmers as we used to. The windmills are now banned from any electricity that might go to cars. Also the word green is now banned for cars. In fact, even green paint will be phased out. I thank you for your attention."
Angry at all the terrible things Joe Biden did, Trump declared "Joe Biden Took your daylight savings away Nov 3rd. I am giving it back!"
Trump says you can enjoy your evenings now. "I will be playing golf a little later now. Maybe dinner at the club outdoors."
Annoyed at polls this morning, President Trump went directly to his 2024 campaign headquarters in Pennsylvania.
"I am announcing my campaign for president for 2028 now. Bad people are taking over this country. I need one more term to finish the job. I signed the executive order this morning to clarify the twenty second amendment."
Elon Musk has donated 50 million to the campaign and will be donating more after the 2026 midterm election.
Nancy, a long time Prevagen user, was shocked to hear all the Things Trump is cutting. She was not against feeding starving children in Africa. Children are a big part of Nancy's life.
"Why did I vote for Trump? I know I did, but I can't remember why."
Nancy also voted for Charlie, who no longer lives with her. She visits him nearly every day in memory care about a mile away.
Nancy started taking an extra dose of Prevagen for several days, hoping the reason would come back.
After nearly a week it finally came back. She only has one grand child and her daughter is divorced. Nancy takes care of little Sally a few hours each week. She can do it at their apartment or at her house. Her daughter works for Amazon from home. She makes website stuff, Nancy believes.
"So the reason I voted for Trump was that I wanted a sibling for Sally. She is three and I thought it would be nice now. I can take care of babies. My daughter does have a boyfriend now. So anyway, Trump stopped abortion in my state. He gives me the final chance to have another grandchild. I know I can talk Cathy out of an abortion out of state."
Elon Musk has found a way to cut excessive governement spending. He sent the contents of the Treasury to the Cayman Islands. It is all there in a single account in his name. Congress cannot spend the money as payments to the parasites on Social Security or to military salary any more.
Sitting in her staff room, Tulsi Gabbard requested all CIA files on Russia from 2024. Also all files on Ukraine.
"You can redact all agent names and idenfifying marks. This time. I will be contacting the head of the East Europe unit for any more details at my next meeting over there."
Working long hours, the Musk team went through thousands of accounts and deleted those employees that were listed as nonessential.
Since this process just involved using the arrow and enter keys plus a mouse, a DOGE staffer accidentally took Donald Trump off payroll. This time Trump had been planning to use his salary to pay for Barron's college.
Musk said they will fix it. "He is still president and can stay in the residence part of the White House. This may take some days, so President Trump can use Air Force One to go golfing."
President Trump wrapped up his first year of his second term
with a successful effort getting rid of the Deep State. It was difficult to
find out exactly where it was, so they got rid of the cabinets.
The heads of the cabinets were all told to go home. The
Secretaries of Agriculture, Commerce, Defense, Education, Energy, Health and
Human Services, Homeland Security, Housing and Urban Development, Interior,
Labor, State, Transportation, Treasury, and Veterans Affairs and the Attorney
General were all given a year’s salary.
Homeland Security and Defense will still be run by Pete
Hegseth himself. He is paid directly out of the White House in the same manner
as the chief of staff.
Going home for the Christmas 2025 holiday, President Trump
left a sign at the department of Human Services. "A gift for Dr Fauci." Staff members put up the same
sign at the doors of the other departments. The letter carrying part of the US
Post Office was privatized. Packages will all be delivered by Amazon from now
on.
Speaker Ron Mariano made a statement this morning.
"We are done with this. President Trump of the USA is intefering with our women's health and all social issues. In addition, we rely on the US agencies for our safety in the environment and health. We pay into the US with taxes and will get nothing in return. We are done. We will be joining the Eurozone as soon as we can get all our banking done. Bank branches operating on the dollar for savings and loans will be closing in a year. "
"We realize people from the USA will still want to visit Boston and see places like Fenuil Hall that are related to the birth of their nation. We will allow Americans access to these places for a fee. All these place are free for Massachusettes citizens to visit."
Museums in Ruthenia and Pottsylvania have declared war, each declaring themselves the mud home innovators. Both museums are opening exhibits about life in mud homes starting a thousand years ago, with the mud homes of the 1800s as the ultimate mud technology. The exhibits both opened on New Year's Day.
Pottsylvanian mud house.
"Governor Newscum has caused these fires! He spent all the tax money on woke projects. We will fix this! I will use tariffs!"
“I will demand that this incompetent governor allow beautiful, clean, fresh water to flow into California. He is the blame for this. On top of it all, no water for fire hydrants, not firefighting planes. A true disaster.”
Trump tariffs will be applied to all goods entering the USA from California by rail and truck.
The funds collected will go back to California in some manner. Donald Trump Jr. will be in charge of these funds.
