Trump buys psychiatric hospital

With advice from family and friends, Trump is taking care of every possible future for himself. While he is picking up conspiracy theories from Alex Jones, he has come up with a few of his own. He has seen a man in a white coat following around at the white house and in Florida. Secret service told him it was the nurse on duty.

However, Trump thinks this is a psychiatrist who is "out to get him." If this were to happen, Trump has bought a psychiatric hospital in upstate New York. It has been emptied of patients but has a doctor and nurse on staff, plus a heavy guard.

Should the facility be called on to service, Trump would be the only patient there. A chef will be hired shortly.