How's That Trump Working Out For You?

Rancher Ed Davis, 75, is proud to have voted for Trump in an attempt to get The Government out of Montana.

How is this Trump era working out for you?

Ed: Well, he's just getting started. I wanted the EPA and the BLM out of Montana completely. We wanted them to do whatever thing they are still doing by computer, and keep them computers out of the state. But really, we don't need either of them. Just give the federal land to Montana, we will deal with it.

But Glacier National park, you are not going to do much ranching there.

Ed: We could. We just need global warming to get rid of the glaciers.

You don't really believe in global warming? You libertarians have a sense of humor?

Ed: You got me.

I see. And the EPA?

Ed: You want to deal with cow poop? It's natural. We don't use any chemicals so the EPA can just get out of here.

And the waterways? Is the federal government allowed to deal with rivers and water supply?

Ed: Certainly not.

And the FDA? You will need to export your beef out of state to make a living.

Ed: The FDA can inspect it all they like, as soon as the product is out of Montana.

Well, good talking to you Ed, clears up completely why you voted for Trump.