Trump and staff busy perusing 6 copies of Comey book

Washington -- Sitting behind his desk this morning, Trump assigned staff members to read a chapter each in the Comey book.

each one of the ten staff members is to summarize the chapter in a half page note, as well as to xerox the important pages and staple that to the summary. Five books were passed out and each staff member gets three hours for the book. An overnight job will pay some extra, if any one staff member is willing to read the entire book. That staff member gets 500 dollars cash, under the table tomorrow.

Trump then left the desk

and spent the next two hours in the toilet closest to the Oval Office, with book and yellow highlighter in hand. He had one Diet Coke delivered there. Then he seems to have taken the book to his private quarters in a zippered leather portfolio containing a note pad, a pen and the same yellow highlighter.

The second team of readers were to report to him at 5PM before going home. All reports are to be in the special tray on his desk at that time.