What if we collected all the FBI cell phones, all the ones not being used by field agents? So they did. Giuliani assigned a low paid team of interns to read every text and summarize each phone as anti-Trump, neutral or pro-Trump. Any slight joke or tweet comment or smart ass word against Trump was marked as an anti-Trump phone.
The results were remarkable. Employees that were known to be loyal, seeking to clear the president's name or otherwise working on Trump related issues were all found to be completely fair in their dealings with Trump as part of their job. Yet 100% of the phones were labeled anti-Trump. This ranged from calling him an imbecile to serious, real allegations of Trump misconduct to fellow FBI workers.
NOBODY LIKES TRUMP!
Giuliani scrambled to cover up the study and shred all paper copies he had carelessly passed out to senior staff before he read it himself. But of course it leaked out. The Trump White House always leaks out. The people are now using secret burner phones during the day and tweeting under false names. This takes about 15% of any work day at the White House.
The FBI were given new phones for free and the entire lot of phones collected were destroyed. Trump himself came to witness the destruction. It took some three Diet Cokes until the last of the phones was manually smashed.
Polls indicate some voters still like Trump. It appears that they like him in places that are far from the capitol. Leading groups of supporters include pig farmers in Iowa and ranchers in Montana. Then the entire West coast again hates Trump.
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