McConnel says there is no proof that Kavanaugh has a penis

Taking time off from Judge Kavanaugh hearings, Mitch McConnel pointed out some facts relating to his candidate.

"The accusations against Judge Kavanaugh are baseless. There is no evidence that he has a penis, whether it looks like a Mario Cart character or not. He is accused of rape in his college days. Well, prove that he has a penis! A penis is no longer needed for reproduction. They can do stuff in a petri dish."

Kavanaugh refused comment on the penis issue. He may or may not have one, it is entirely his secret.