Trump Promises a Test for Everyone Having a Pandemic

With a couple of thousand Americans dead, and no vaccine in sight, President Trump asked Anthony Fauci to come up with someting. The president was also concerned with New Yorkers bringing coronavirus to Florida, delaying the re-opening of Mar-a-Lago

Taking a serious tone, Trump announced in yet another press conference:

"We are having tremendous progress with testing. The original test, you had to wait days, this one you get the results right away. We will be able to tell who can travel from new York to Florida. You just take the test, and if the virus is in you, it leaves these...really small...markers. We call it a...pandemic. So if you have this...pandemic going through your arteries, we will find it and we can then treat you and whatever you need."

The president then looked back at Anthony Fauci to confirm the accuracy of this new test.

"Isn't this right, Dr. Fauci?"

Fauci: "I don't have the time to explain the details, we will have a written press release."