Trump suggests scarves are good against virus, Trump supporters buy up all MAGA bandanas

Just minutes after president Trump announced scarves are good against the killer virus about 10 million Trump voters took to Google. Many found the same item:

The first two hundred bandanas were quickly sold. Then the seller's website crashed. He put up an Amazon seller profile and sold the remaining 300 bandanas in an hour. There are no more bandanas coming from China, so he has ordered all blank red bandanas he could find and set up a team of seamstresses in Nashville to embroider the MAGA text onto them. A silk screen t-shirt maker was also contacted to print the text onto the next 1000 bandanas that will be coming in.