Trump Decides To Give Our Foreign Aid to America

These foreign countries have been getting a free ride for years. The Democrats just give away our money to foreign countries. No more! Those billions are going to America now, says Trump.

The exception will be Israel, whose aid will only be cut in half. Any excess military supplies will also be sold at cost and with free shipping, for orders over 25 dollars.

The saved money will be spent to keep resorts, amusement parks and hotels in business for the next year or two. Mar-a-Lago will get it's calculated share, compared to other resorts of its kind. The biggest individual stimulus will go to Disney parks in Florida, with a lesser amount to California, which first has to remove all the homeless people within 10 miles of Disneyland. Orlando parks will all get the same amount. Hotels around the resorts will be able to give all rooms at 50 dollars, with stimulus money making up the rest.