Thursday, July 2, 2020

Put Pence back in on the ticket! Trump says masks now OK

With his polls tumbling overnight after removing Mike Pence from his ticket, Trump made the bold move to put Pence back in.


Mike will be the surgical mask champion from now on, giving all his speeches with the mask on. Trump says masks are OK, not a joke. Though Trump will never be seen wearing one even now. Trump is very proud of having solved two problems with the Mike Mask campaign.

Trump does not admit he made a mistake in putting in Matt Gaetz briefly as his vice presidential running mate. Trump had thought that putting in a Florida politician would make his standing in Florida more secure. The opposite happened. All the seniors want Mike, not Matt.

Inside sources indicate that there was a mask problem with Gaetz: he was not willing to wear a mask if Trump was not. "I'll do the same thing you do, since we are partners now," Gaetz had announced.

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