Wednesday, July 8, 2020

Trump Recruits Ghostbusters To Drive out Chinese Virus

Although Trump has not seen eye to eye with Science very often, he has reversed course in one case related for Covid-19. Funding to research the virus was stopped, but Trump does believe The Ghostbusters will drive out the virus.That's science! In addition, Trump knew we had a disaster of Biblical portions on our hands.

The contract runs in the hundreds of millions, but will go city by city, starting with Jacksonville, to give Trump a safe place to give a Convention Rally.

After Jacksonville. the team will be driving down the streets of all cities designated hot spots.


Trump demands that they use "that zapper thing," which Trump believes will work much better than Chlorox. He also wanted to put Trump 2020 on the Ghostbusters car, but Bill Murray did not agree to that. The Ghostbusters will wear full face respirators, due to the large doses of virus they will be dealing with.


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