Kazakhstan Moves To Democratic Coin Toss Election

 With election tampering common, the nation of Kazakhstan has found an ingenious solution to elections. The country will decide, from now on, elections by coin toss. The president will be selected by a coin toss,  then the winning party of the six, then the judge. Actually the judge will be replaced by the coin itself. Supreme court cases will be decided by a coin toss. The coin will serve six years and then retire, to be melted downs with other coins. You cannot ask a coin to overrule its previous toss, but have to wait for the next coin to ask about the matter again.

A 50 tyin coin will be used for all but the presidential election. Encouraged by the democracy in America and Borat Sagdiyev, the presidential toss will be with an American coin.

Borat himself will be available to preside in the final coin flip for president. The six parties will first flip coins for the three winners to the final round. Then each candidate will get a coin. The three candidates will toss their coin, and the one that does not match the other two will be President. If all three coins land as head or tail together, the toss is repeated until a winner is found. 

In the same manner, the six parties will toss coins until one is a winner to run both congress and the government with all ministries. The single party will run the government until the next election, and the president will only represent the country on trips abroad and hosting foreign dignitaries.