Wednesday, November 4, 2020

Trailer Park Pollsters Recruited for 2022 Election

With polls failing badly at reaching white working class and white retiree voters, the polling agencies that worked on the 2020 election using telephones and on line polling are now turning to trailer parks for the next election. Pollsters will approach the parks on foot.


There will be approximately 200 men recruited, at least two to each lower 48 state. They will be wandering around trailer parks looking for "a good place to live." The males recruited for the job will offer a beer to men that are hanging around, which they will go get from the cooler at their car. White males will be offered a Coors, a Bud Light or a craft beer ale. The Coors and Bud Light males will be quizzed about Donald Trump in a casual way. The word Democrat or the word liberal will not be used.




Those accepting the craft beer will be led to a private session, where the pollster with a clip board will collect info on income and so on. Past voting will be recorded as well as the 2022 tendency to Democrat, Republican or Libertarian vote. There are no Green Party voters in trailer parks.

The up scale trailer parks in Florida and the South will be polled by a white couple "from Michigan" looking for a place to retire.


Results from the trailer park polling will be weighted as 1/3 of the vote from any state, whereas the regular polling will be given 2/3 weighting.


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