Friday, November 6, 2020

With Election Winding Down, America Moves On To Chores

 When Pennsylvania posted votes getting Biden 0.1% ahead of Trump...


...and the Biden total likely adding another 0.1%, America breathed a sigh of relief.

America then proceeded directly to take care of its pet stains. Just in one day, Target and Wal Mart ran out of rug shampoo for the hand held cleaner or the small floor model with a hose.




Two days later Amazon will still be delivering these 10 dollar bottles of rug shampoo. A few Americans decided to use a capful of liquid hand soap in the cleaner instead. The results just made a lot of foam and not much cleaning, but still, it did smell a little better.

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