Sunday, January 3, 2021

Trump and Giuliani Head to Georgia To Find 11,780 Votes

With the Jan 6th date looming ahead, and a uncooperative Georgia Secretary of State not helping out, President Trump still has use of Airforce One, so he recruited Rudy for one more mission.

The fearless champions of the forgotten white voters will head to an election site in the Atlanta area.

They heard there were some dumpsters a bit farther away from the building, in addition to the ones Trump supporters checked daily for shredded Trump votes. Rudy and Trump will roll up their sleeves and put on some weekend gear to go through the dumpsters personally. When a dumpster looks promising, they will demand that the dumpster gets hauled away to a warehouse, where eager Trump volunteers will go over the paper trash sheet by sheet if necessary, to find the missing 11,780 votes. Because, Trump declared, that is exactly the number of votes that are missing. Once Georgia is overturned, the same process can be applied to Pennsylvania and Michigan. having wasted millions in Wisconsin, they are holding off on that one.



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