Washington, DC -- Working with the NSA, an agency that only indirectly reports to him, President Obama has come up with a compromise. Millions of Americans will no longer be secretly monitored for their phone use and the content of their e mails.
The solution was simple. There will be established a government website for current wire tap suspects. The site will not list terminated tapping events. You will log on to the website and enter your name. It will show if you are currently being monitored.
"I tried my best to work for you the people of America. There is only one hitch, which the NSA insisted upon. If you request this data, and you are not being monitored, you will then be monitored."