London -- Area doughnut vendors in a central location (withheld) were busy watching the telly in the backroom for coverage of Kate Middleton's baby when a customer walked in and spoke loudly, saying "smells burned here, girls!". It was Mr. Alexander, a regular who comes in for a plain coffee and one donut hole every day. It was at this point that they noticed the last batch of donuts for the day had baked to a crisp.
They simply put up a sign in the window, "Fresh donuts first thing tomorrow" and closed up shop. The manager stayed on to count the cash while the television coverage continued. The royal child had half of his life mapped out by commentators at this point.