Galilea, ca. 30 AD -- Enterprising Galilean Moshe Joseph has been hanging out where Jesus and his followers preach and heal.
After the famous entourage leaves, Moshe has been hanging out to sell coal tar
products for those that did not have the nerve to be cured by miracles.
Asked about guarantees, Moshe explains: "If you are near death, go to
Jesus. Otherwise, my coal tar remedies are more cost effective. You can take
them home to your sick relatives. Or I can have them delivered. Money back one
year guarantee. Some ailments need repeated application."