Monday, April 27, 2015

SCIENCE Turns Out to Be Liberal Propaganda

Portland, OR-- Reverend Larry Thornton of the Portland Church on the Rock, has been reading publications of the Discovery Institute and has drawn some conclusions.

"We must encourage home schooling for those of us that can afford it. We only provide the six grades here at the church school. I have discovered that ALL, yes ALL of science is a liberal atheist conspiracy. Global Warming, evolution and all that. Sure they throw in polio vaccine and penicillin and microwave ovens once in a while. But all that is to finance their actual atheist agenda," said Larry in last Sunday's town hall meeting.

Which organizations would you name as atheist, Dr. Thornton?
"Here, I have the list, you can just take the list."

NASA
World Meteorological Organization (WMO)
United Nations Environment Programme (UNEP)
Canadian Foundation for Climate and Atmospheric Sciences
European Geosciences Union.
Royal Meteorological Society
University of Michigan
Norwegian Meteorological Institute
The Smithsonian
Laboratoire de Glaciologie et Géophysique de l’Environnement

(the list went on for five pages)

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