Monday, February 27, 2017

Trump bans agencies from publishing "Bad Things"

Washington DC -- Donald Trump is taking care of the mess. The Obama mess. You just live your lives in your little towns or even Chicago.

Trump wants to hear happy things. He is going to have all his kids and grandkids over for Easter at the White House. Even the grown kids will look for Easter eggs.


As a result of this happy mood Trump signed an executive order. This one commands all federal offices and agencies to publish only HAPPY NEWS. No negative economics, no global warming, no data on gun deaths.

Actually, the last item is already law. Federal agencies cannot study gun deaths and classify them in any meaningful way. Anything anti-gun is already banned. Trump may have forgotten that.

"You can still publish negative stuff on Obamacare," the leader added.

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