Trump Unable to Ban Fluoride

TRUMP (reads): Repeated doses of infinitesimal amounts of fluoride will in time reduce an individual's power to resist domination, by slowly poisoning and narcotising a certain area of the brain, thus making him submissive to the will of those who wish to govern him! What more do you need?

A  huge review on fluoride toxicity published by the National Research Council in 2006 reported a range of negative side effects from fluoride, including "decreased melatonin production" and "other effects on normal pineal function, which in turn could contribute to a variety of effects in humans"!

Ban fluoride now! Did you know that  in the United States during the late 1940s and 1950s, and to a lesser extent in the 1960s, activists on the far right of American politics routinely asserted that fluoridation was part of a far-reaching plot to impose a socialist or communist regime. 

STAFF: "But sir, the President does not rule over tap water. The EPA does, remotely, but we let the water quality people go."

TRUMP: Well, bring them back! Numerous studies researched by Harvard and China Medical University in Shanghai have shown that fluoride may be linked to reduced IQ in children, and even suggest that it could be toxic to a developing brain. I just confirmed all that with Xi.

And what about vitamin D in milk? What is it doing in there?