Trump Stops Press Conferences To Go On Tour Inspecting Warehouses of Supplies

We are at war! President Trump gave the last of his announced press conferences on COVID19 that we will hear from the White House:

Taking a tip form his dear friend Kim Jong Un, Trump will be at the front line inspecting warehouses in the style of Kim.

The invisible enemy can only be defeated by our brave hospital workers and warehouse people. Trump will be visiting hundreds of warehouses and hospitals. All the we ask is that you refrain from protests about politics. The past is past. Forget Ukraine and Biden. Please pose with Trump and show thumbs up with him when he gets to your facility.

If you store equipment, Trump will be happy to see you plug it in and see that it works. Open just one box of any lot.