Make America Great again!
President Trump and his new pals drove the red pick up and some other vehicles to Missouri to buy a shitload of fireworks. Terrific fireworks!
Trump: We drove all night and got back here in the morning for waffles at...where is this, Iowa?
Trump: OK, so we got back to Kansas. I drove this pickup with my security guy Cal that was assigned to me for this short getaway. I had to give that speech but I'll be back Fourth of July.
I bought all these myself and will be firing off some of these Fourth of July. Make America Great Again! We are storing them in Bernie's third garage over there. See you guys in six days!