Trump Bans Federal Water Coolers

These water coolers must go! We have coolers here in DC at the Smithsonian and outdoors and they are all free. We can't have free water anymore, as it favors all the city people. The same will apply at all federal buildings except for those inside national parks. You have paid admission there, so you get water.

I've arranged for a contractor to install water at all these sites and we will be phasing the water coolers out in two years. The vending device will be either a cup type, costing you about ten cents,or bottled water. The ten cent cups will be paper. These will stand next to the cooler for the time being, I will arrange for school groups visiting parks and museums to get free water, but the rest of you will have to pay.