Universe now only 13.7 years old

Scientists at Stanford University in Palo Alto calculated the age of the Universe again and noted that previous authors who got 13.7 Billion Years got some decimals wrong. It is only 13.7 years old. That places it at 2004. All of history now turns out to be just a glitch in the space-time continuum. All events prior to that are now placed in so called Christian Time, which goes back to about 4000 B.C.