Sunday, March 24, 2013

Wino Rejects Global Warming

San Diego, CA -- Area wino Bill Smith, 54, says he has slept outdoors in a sleeping bag or a shelter for the past twenty years. "I'm stuck here in the south. It just isn't going to be possible to hitch hike to Oregon and live through the winters anymore. I'm from Spokane and I might have a son still there." Rather than debate the science, Bill merely states that it isn't going to be of any use to him. Maybe the next generations of winos will get some benefit.

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