Cousin Not Impressed by Peru Slides

Cedar Rapids, IA -- Area traveler Paul Johnson, 23, just returned from a two week trip to South America. most of it was rugged hiking, with some nights spent in tents on mountain sides. The highlight of the tour was Machu Picchu in Peru. They were looking at the slides on Paul's laptop.

Paul's cousin Meghan, 12, asked if he did a zip line.

-It's a historical site. They don't do zip lines at Machu Picchu.

-Well then, did you do hanging bridges in a rain forest?

-No.

At that the slide show continued with detail of daily chores and trials. Meghan slipped out to get a Diet Coke from the kitchen. But she never came back. She was found there texting two hours later.