Trump Announces Medicare Overhaul

Washington, DC -- With the Obama era taxes soon gone, including payroll taxes directly supporting the program, the Autocrat has streamlined the services available.

"With drug store clinics available widely in many states including Florida, we have signed for them to take care of our seniors."

"We can't give you free care anymore, but after you pay your 50% at the convenient desk, the government will pay the rest without any paperwork. Hospital care is now outside Medicare and you will have to buy insurance."