Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Trump Names Suzanne Sommers Surgeon General

Suzanne Sommers, actress and natural healing expert was named Surgeon General by Trump


She is an accomplished author on health subjects.



Mr Trump gave serious consideration to Jenny McCarthy, a close second with nice boobs. She was to get rid of federal funds of autism causing vaccines. Third in running was Dr Mercola, but Mr Trump actually likes both nutrasweet and Splenda in his drinks. Mr Trump asks Suzanne to focus on getting a country wide ban on fluoridation of water. "They can get the fluoride in toothpaste if they want that. I will put in a school toothpaste program for those parents that want fluoride in their lives. The main point is that we wil now be able to choose fluoride rather than having the Government force it on us."

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