Hillary and Giuliani Have Tea, Trump Sits in Limo

President Trump and Rudy Giuliani went to Hillary Clinton's house to arrest her for the "Democrat pedophile ring," after Trump had received info from QAnon representatives. Hillary showed up to greet them at door. In a pant suit. She was aware of their goofy plan.

"Donald, you called me a nasty woman, so I am not going to let you in. Rudy, you can come in for tea."

The two spent almost an hour at her house and Giuliani emerged, alone. He was supposed to help make the citizen's arrest.

"What happened?"

"We sat down, and you know, you don't have a case. Those two nut jobs you let in to the oval office just took stuff from Russian trolls and repeated it over and over on the Internet. It sort of became fact for thousands of people. All conspiracy nuts."

The two headed off in the limo towards Marine One to go back to the White House.

Bill Clinton came down the stairs in a sweat shirt and slippers. "What did they want? Your emails?"

"No, honey, it was just some Trumped up charges. Rudy was embarrassed to show me the claims that really had no basis in fact. Just some photoshopped pictures of children in some locations that was supposed to prove something."