With all the furniture but Trump's own bedroom packed away and all personal goods moved back to Trump Tower, President Donald Trump is sitting alone at the Oval Office, sampling some Diet Dr Pepper for a change, he reflects on his four year presidency, which ended with a female Democrat beating him in November. "But she really hates me after that debate! It was spectacular!" The ratings went through the roof, never seen before in a debate broadcast.
He also has other big claims: "Nobody got as many groups to hate each other in a four year term!" With abortion nearly repealed in 2019, Trump got most of the women angry at him. "I guess we could have left abortion "in case of rape" in there, as way out, but I promised to ban abortion. It was close!"
People living next door to each other got nasty with yard signs for Trump and his opponent. Some of them will never speak again and some have moved away.
Farmers are angry with farmers after Trump messed up pork producers, soybean growers and corn with his tariffs and subsidies.
A Covington KY at an anti-abortion rally came face to face with a Native American chanting with a drum. People were analyzing this face to face interaction for a week. But we know who caused this, Trump! Without the MAGA hats the event would not have come to a head.
Many people of course died due to lack of insurance in the middle of 2019 when Obamacare was repealed with all subsidies. The families will never forgive Trump. Gun sales went through the roof when all those people bought a single handgun just for the suicide.
Trump calls it a success. "I got people engaged in politics! And I deported all foreigners that voted for Hillary!"
Hillary has survived the Trump term, just barely, and is still not in jail. "I failed there, I admit that," said Trump on Fox News this morning.
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