Trump to tax Chinese bicycles 100%

Donald Trump will tax all bicycles made in China 100% starting September first. This decision came as result of studies of a photo where a woman, Juli Briskman, gave Trump the finger. It appears her bike was made in China, but officials are not disclosing the brand.

Rural children bicycling to school can take a special form to the principal, then to the bike store or Wal Mart and have the tax waived.

The tax applies to American companies such as Trek and Cannondale for all models made in China.

There will not be a tax on bike parts.