Trump ready to arrest Hillary

President Trump has been campaigning so much to keep his deeply held beliefs ("foreigners are bad") at the top of the nation's agenda that he hardly has time to plan other acts. The troubled president is campaigning for Republicans and his own 2020 run for a second term. However, he appears to be running more to save his current term, rather than 2020. There has been so much losing this week.

Then it appeared to him on the plane back from the rally. His base gave him the solution: Lock her up! The real criminals are Democrats! Trump will head out Friday to arrest Hillary.

Giuliani has been assigned to think of the charges. Trump will use his helicopter and limo to make a citizen's arrest of Hillary, using his presidential security guards to make the arrest. "Can we get some hand cuffs for this event?" Hillary will be kept under guard in a White House bedroom until she can be turned over to the authorities. "Find some kind of state where we can bring up the charges. Or if that does not work, Guantamo Bay!"

"That's Guantanamo Bay," sir.

"Whatever."