Brett Kavanaugh gets a supply of whiskey

Judge Brett Kavaunaugh was thinking he should do something for the people in the Senate that were nice to him, as opposed to those disgusting Democrats that Hillary is still somehow running. Maybe some bottles of whiskey? But then the deliveries started coming. There were 50 bottles, either Jack Daniels

or assorted Scottish whiskeys. Each one was a gift from a senator. They had identical cards, all with "Thank you Brett" and a first name signature.

Brett opened one bottle of Jack Daniels from the plain set (there were some more expensive ones as well) and had a few shots, to help him figure this out. Were they all relieved to have Trump off their back now? A few must be running in the November election but not all, that never happens. The solution to the puzzle was not clear at this point, but he concluded it was something to do with Trump in any case. There was also a voice mail from the absent Iowa senator, who said he had a gift in his office for Brett. The 51st bottle.

There are over 40 Republican senators not running this year. A handful are running. Maybe there are some issues in the next 2020 election? He must do his best to help these senators in every election.